What happens when a law student breaks the law to pay for law school?

It's bad enough when your last name is regularly referred to as "Cumdumpster" let alone you live in the woods, in a camper, with your Grandma who was duped into buying a massive satellite dish that makes you sleep at a 30% angle because the dish tips the trailer. Now add two dead parents, a self-centered and greedy girlfriend, and no money left after Grandma's "purchase" to pay your last semester's law school tuition or Grandma's rent. And because the petty and miserable Dean of your law school won't sign a regularly-approved tuition waiver form, you're in trouble.

Meet Danny Cuemdumpstier (Sam Cohan) and his life. Also meet his boss and father-figure, Jerry (William Forsythe), who works as the school's janitor full-time but on the side carries out all scams imaginable. His favorite is the 'slip and fall.' (verb. To lie on the ground and scream like you are hurt when you are not and then sue and collect cash from anyone you can possibly say is responsible). And, it's the answer to Danny's problems according to Jerry. "Take a fall," or lie down is more like it, and scream. Now Danny is a nice and naïve kid who questions it over and over and wrestles with the immorality. And he is dubious throughout. But with no choice, he "takes the fall." And he screams…really loud. Of course, the Emergency Room finds no neck injury, but then he is in Jerry's hands. Jerry refers Danny to his special circle of friends: a muscle-headed lawyer obsessed with sexual conquests, drinking and tanning; his chiropractic doctor with the imprimatur of an online degree; and a physical therapy center that doles out "favors" to its clients. Stunningly, this "cottage industry" generally prevails, but when it comes to a "Cumdumpster," only a path of outrageous hilarity ensues. Oh, and by the way, Danny falls for the lawyer's assistant because everyone but Danny knows that three doesn't make a crowd.

With a cast of recognizable faces including Andrew Divoff (beloved villain of the Wishmaster films, Lost, Alias and CSI: Miami), William Forsythe (Raising Arizona, Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo), and a cameo by Alan Dershowitz who can't even 'save the day,' this parody of the 'get-rich-quick' scheme with a line-up of idiots savant helps make for a brilliant and yet whacky, absurd comedy that leaves you wondering what happens when a law student breaks the law on his law campus to pay his law tuition?